Moles and Dolphins and Others...

[elenniel]

EDIT, 4.45PM: Also known as "JE Idols Fail at Art."
Adding pics by Tackey, Tsubasa, Yoko and Baru. XD

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JE guys in general seem to be really bad at art...

Most of you, f-list, would probably already know how Arashi see moles in their heads.

(Screencap borrowed from snoew because I don't have my D no Arashi episodes with me at the moment.)

This is V6's Kamisen (way back when Okada was still in his teens, by the looks of it) on dolphins:

Morita Go

ROFL.
In an odd way, it kinda looks like a mole to me... A mole with a pig's tail and a very sharp snout. XDD

Okada Junichi

Uhm... That's a rather pathetic dolphin. I have to admit, though, he got the general characteristics of a dolphin there. They're just... not entirely right. XD

And, Miyake Ken.

Ken: This is my dolphin!
Okada: (looks at it and laughs) That's a whale. A whale.
Go: (snickering in the background) I don't get it at all...

XD



Tackey & Tsubasa's renditions of a lion and a praying mantis
(thanks for the caps, duckii_mustang!)

Tsubasa's lion...


And Takki's... er... Rabbit-lion. HAHAHAHA


Tsubasa's praying mantis monster...


... and Takki's.




Kanjani8's Black and Red Ranger on bespectacled monkeys tarsiers
(snoew, thanks for 'capping the vid!)

Yoko's tarsier:


Baru's tarsier. At least... I think it's a tarsier. LOL



And... the classic piece of Sho art: TOTORO.

Comments

[snoew.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!! the legendary mysteries of fail je artistsss. u didnt post that monkey art that baru and yoko draw??? GOGOGO find it!!! HAHHAHAHAAA

kenken's dolphin = WIN!!!!! even looks like him.

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Can't cap the monkey drawings lah... I think my video was an .flv :( I can't screencap flv files

Ken's whale, you mean XDDD

[snoew.livejournal.com]

gimme i cap for u :Db

yes WHALE

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Video's at home. hahahaha
Unless you can find the Youtube link again... :P

I never thought the whale looked like Ken. But now that you mentioned it..... That grin is kinda like him. LOL

[snoew.livejournal.com]

just when i thought aiba is bad enough ( i still really like and admire sho's minimalism)....TAKKI IS CLASSSIC!!!!!!!! rofl rofl.

and do u realized their drawing looks like them? that yoko monkey looks like yoko too, in a way.

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Takki's drawings are slightly freaky. Like some Frankenstein animals... Lion/rabbit, and stick insect with a duck's head. hahahaha

It does? o_O *goes to stare at pic again*

[snoew.livejournal.com]

im shocked. sho is actually really better than takki.

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

LOL~
Maybe he got some pointers from Ohno XD

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* A-and I thought KEN was meant to be a GOOD artist XD;

Lmao, Go's dolfin has resemblance to a mole indeed XD;; Though really, I still think that Sho-chan lack of artistic-ness wins :Db

Btw, have you seen Tackey & Tsubasa's drawings?!! Tackey's praying mantis got called an electric toothbrush ^_^;;

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Is he? XDD

Sho actually drew a fairly perfect oval of a mole.... ahahahaha!

I've never seen that - where can I find it?

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

Ahh, well his drawings on Gakkou are pretty good~

*grins* At least he can draw ovals :P which we see in Shukudai-kun where he drew quite a special rhino xDD

Um, I'm not sure who subbed it, but it was the ep on HeyHeyHey [2006.01.23]... I can check up later with my friend when I next talk to her though ^_^;

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Mm.. I don't think I've seen any of his drawings so far - besides the dolphin/whale. hahahh!

At least the ovals XD

Oooh... I'll wait for you to check then. heheh :D

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

He drew Inocchi once xDD

...Maybe they were meant to be circles at first *grins madly*

Ahh, sorry I can't get the info to you now m(_ _)m

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Inocchi? rofl

LOL. I'd prefer to give Sho the benefit of the doubt XD

No problem! Take your time :)

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

Ahaha I will show you screen caps :P

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the caps XDDD

(I updated this post with them, as you can see! ahhahah)

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

*spams again* Oh Sho-chan XD Totoro just looks like a hairy snowman *weeps* And the... the thing next to it looks like an acorn with a face XD Sho LOVES drawing circles, hm?!

Correction: Tackey's ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, so Matsumoto calls it XDD

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

an acorn with a face
ahahahahaha!
Yes, it would seem he does. Circles are easy, after all. LOL

Tackey's... looks more like a stick insect with a cartoon duck head to me. XDD

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

Ahh I dunno, after all Sho... Sho's a special case XDD

Tsubasa's lion was like a cartoon sunshine with a body attached XDD <3

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Well, a cartoon sunshine-lion is better than that thing Takki drew... which looked like some Frankenstein creature. hahahaha XD

[duckii-mustang.livejournal.com]

With bunny ears xD Since that poor Tackey couldn't remember what kind of ears a lion had. Scratch that, it seemed like Tackey couldn't remember what a lion looked like XDD H-he even put the tree there because he claimed it was food for the lion... BUT LIONS ARE CARNIVORES. *slaps forehead*

I-I think the older groups just win at drawing XDD Or shall I say, their inability to draw~

[amarylliszai.livejournal.com]

LOL...yeh i remember these drawings!!! LOL....but tsubasa drawings while not perfect does look like the animal they are portraying...a pity you didn't also cap Kinki drawings as well...tsuyoshi draws really good compare to koichi...

Koichi is probably on par with Sho...lol at sho totoro...more like a chick to me...haha....so funny...

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

a pity you didn't also cap Kinki drawings as well...tsuyoshi draws really good compare to koichi...
I don't follow KinKi enough to know much about them, but that sounds hilarious XD

If Koichi is on par with Sho... gosh, that's kinda sad. lol! Sho's Totoro was just... A hairy snowman. That's all it is. XDD

[amarylliszai.livejournal.com]

Actually i think Koichi better than sho...lol...haha..the one that's worse is Ayumi Hamasaki...haha..but that's another story...there anotehr JE that is reallllly bad...that's Tsuyoshi of SMAP if you know him...i think worse and laughable than Sho...

oh god, you're right generally JE guys are bad in drawings..lol

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

I hardly know SMAP (apart from infamous Nakai and too-famous KimuTaku), but to be worse than Sho... Poor Tsuyoshi XD

Johnny-san needs to incorporate remedial art classes for all of them. ahahahaha

(BTW, was looking at some of your recent LJ entries. You're from Singapore? *raises hand* Malaysian here! :D )

[amarylliszai.livejournal.com]

Ahhh.....hehe remedial eh...lol. Guess that's one thing they are bad at...and to think Johnny's are all rounder...or wants to be..haha.

Yap singaporean here!! So where in malaysia did you live???

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Ohno can probably volunteer to give all the others art lessons XD

Ah, I'm from Penang :D
Islander, like yourself. heheh!

[amarylliszai.livejournal.com]

Oooh Penang is an islang???? sorry...my geography is worse!!!!! LOL...always though Sabah and Serawak are the only state that is not part of the "chili padi" hehe...well from the shape..anyway i'm lame..

Haha...so penang...how old are you elenniel? I'm 24. (well in july..)..haha..

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Penang is mostly island, with a little bit of the mainland :P
LOL that's the first time I've heard anyone call Malaysia a cili padi! But thinking about it, that's kinda accurate XD

Ah, I turned 23 earlier this year so we're not that far apart in age :D

[amarylliszai.livejournal.com]

Haha...yeh back in school, i always thought the shape is like a chilli padi...or a chilli lah..the mainland.

hehe cool. So still studying?

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Nope, working already. (But might be going back to studying XD )
What about you?

[amarylliszai.livejournal.com]

I'm working too...and i just ended my bachelor...so yeh...no proper studying for me now. ^_^

[margalicious-me.livejournal.com]

Oh GAD. Please, let Ohno and Koki (from Kat-tun) draw from now on.

I've noticed the art failing also applies to NewS from what I've seen in Wink-Up's Q10. Ryo just makes his look fine with all the colors he's using (Eito influence, maybe).

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

LOL
So we can conclude that 95% of all JE idols would not survive art school XDD

(yea, it's probably the happy, colourful influence of Eito with Ryo. heheh!)

[twistedhalo04.livejournal.com]

This is why I think we should thank the heavens JE has Ohno and Koki... the only two guys I know so far who can actually draw XD

This entry of yours got buried in my inbox... I need my vacation.

[elenniel.livejournal.com]

Riida saves the day XD

^^ I think that's what happens to most of my entries on my f-list's pages. lol

[twistedhalo04.livejournal.com]

Riida definitely saves the day!!! ^^

LOL It's worse now for me seriously... -___-